Jeremy Beadle lends a hand to a third world child

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Jeremy Beadle, being a self appointed advocator of the public press, found himself in distress when he read of a third-world child having his hand cut off following a robbery he commited.
The child, only ten years of age and dying of hunger, took it upon himself to steal a loaf of bread from a local trader at the market, when a vigilante group noticed his pilfering. To quench their sadistic appetite, they took an axe and declared him one handed.

On reading this, Jeremy Beadle removed his own hand and sent it to the child via Special Delivery. Amazingly, the hand was the same size as the child's missing member, and Jeremy Beadle was considered a hero.

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He only got polio so his nob looked bigger when he had a wank.The fat beardy cunt.

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Watch out Beadles about...sounds like a peodophile skipping rope song....

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Beadles About: A playground ride in which Jeremy Beadle is strapped to a huge rotating wheel, and childen can jump on to him at will to indulge in an orbital-beadle frenzy.

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Beadles about:6 Scantily clad women get undressed and showered and hope he isnt peeping through the window...

[Catch A Falling Star]

hoping but secretly wanting him to.. maybe they could get a ?100 for it... who knows

[DJ-Ants]

can his mangy arm reach into his pocket for a crafty?

[poison dwarfo]

you are all cruel. and he has more money than all of you put together so he can buy all the page three pussy you could shake a stick at, while you can only hope and dream that one day, you too could devise a candid homevideo show and be as successful as jeremy.

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I'll have you know I'm a big Beadle fan